Me with my beard, and without it

"No, I am not related
 to John Muir"

This is a picture that I borrowed from a to-remain-unnamed-friend of mine because before I shaved off my beard recently I looked exactly like him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Muir

"Honey, are we married yet?"

This is how I look now,

the same, but different

somehow around my edges

and middles.