Saturday, February 20, 2010

A Super-Retirement Job: Custom Book Rehabilitation/Mending with Duct Tape

For many people, Retirement (formerly, not too long ago, thought of as the

  •  Golden Years or

  • Life in Paradise Valley

  • or at least on Easy Street,
or Hit the Road World-wide and Vacation Party),
Now, because of:

  • bankruptcy,

  • medical bills,

  • children still in college, high school, or grade school,

  • lost pension,

  • failure to plan,

  • company executives who absconded with all the pension funds etc.)
retirees must secure another job, if not full-time, at least part-time, and most importantly as the price of everything skyrockets, a paying job.
With job shortages, may of us have had to turn to job retraining, and for me, the choice was easy. I have always loved books, to work with my hands, loved to provide customized and individual and caring service, and have enjoyed a life-time hobby of creatively working with duct tape..
The duct tape book mending and repair service is a hot business opportunity just getting off the ground. Thousands of paying openings (100% with benefits), including hundreds in your home town go begging everyday for applicants who are trained.
After attending a basic twelve hour training course just down the street,  you too can be providing the services like I  recently performed on this dilapidated book, The International Dictionary of Thoughts, that as you can see, I have meticulously restored to mint condition.
ed_tape on book tape on book 2
ed_tape on book 3
By the way, this craft which dates back to the mid-Middle Ages only involves book rehabilitation with duct tape and doesn’t involvebooks on tapebooks on tape .
You will probably be surprised, as I was, to find out that value of this 12-hour course  is  $999. 50  but if you email them at restoringbookstomintcondition @ducttape.com, you will pay only $19.99 and they will supply the your first role of imported duct tape.
This is a limited time offer, so act now.
You won’t regret it.

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