Songs for the 1960s updated for 2010

3/5/2010 4:22:27 PM

Thanks, Mario (my brother-in-law, friend, and fellow philosopher/problem fixer, who lives down the street; thanks for sharing your humor e-mail with moi.

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Mrs. Brown, You've Got A LovelyWalker

Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.

The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba---
Denture Queen
"You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?

Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, And I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least...
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again

Chubby Checkers

C’mon Everybody, Let’s Colonoscopy

Again!!

Note: Last one by me—Bob H :O)

I would do another one, but just as my creativity kicked in for the bit of humor above (my man Chubby), it suddenly left without even as much as a by your leave, Bob

Drat—and turn the engines completely off.