Wife: 'What are you doing'?
Husband: 'Nothing'.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour'.
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date'.
Wife : 'Do you want dinner'?
Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices'?
Wife: 'Yes or No'.
Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet ... Why'?
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and
the problem disappears ...'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you'?
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be
greater than this one'?
Stress
Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and
lighten your burden'.
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles'.
Girl: 'Well, that's because we aren't married yet'.
Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my
seat to a lady'.
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing'.
Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap'.
A newly married
man asked his
wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune'?
'Honey', the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO
LEFT YOU A FORTUNE'!
Girl to her
boyfriend: 'One kiss and I'll be yours forever'.
The guy
replies: 'Thanks for the early warning'.
A wife asked
her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body'?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor'!
Just the Punchline....You set up the joke's premise
. Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my
seat to a lady'.
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing'.
Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap'.
A newly married
man asked his
wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune'?
'Honey', the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO
LEFT YOU A FORTUNE'!
Girl to her
boyfriend: 'One kiss and I'll be yours forever'.
The guy
replies: 'Thanks for the early warning'.
A wife asked
her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body'?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor'!
Just the Punchline....You set up the joke's premise
His wife
replied: 'Your Horse phoned!!!'
Give me a sense of humour, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
to get some humor out of life,
and pass it on to other folks
replied: 'Your Horse phoned!!!'
Give me a sense of humour, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
to get some humor out of life,
and pass it on to other folks
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