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Sunday, March 22, 2009

3/24 Red Skelton




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Red Skelton at Wikipedia

Red Skelton at IMDb.com

Red Skelton at brainyquote.com

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Congress: Bingo with billions.

Red Skelton at brainyquote.com



Saturday, March 14, 2009




Harvey Korman at Wikipedia

Carol Burnett at Wikipedia

The Carol Burnett Show at Wikipedia


HOW DANGEROUS IS A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE COMPARED TO NO KNOWLEDGE?
"In some situations where a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, it is still less dangerous than no knowledge."

BH




FRUSTRATION IN THE CEREAL AISLE
While shopping in a grocery store the other day, I saw an elderly lady muttering to herself in the cold cereals section. As she got closer to me, I heard her say, "I could find what I was looking for if they didn't have 900 different types of cereal. I decided to come to her rescue.

"What are you looking for?" I asked.

"Maple-flavored mini-wheats," she answered.

After searching all 900 boxes of cereal twice I turned up empty-handed, reported my failure, and left before I heard what she had to say about me.

BH



Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools dwcoyed into our condition.

Samuel Pepys
1633-1703

Quoted in The Dictionary of Humorous Quotations, edited by Evan Esar (DORSET Press, 1949)