Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Jim Carrey (1991) on Johnny Carson Show

Jim Carrey is 28 years old and Johnny Carson is 66 years old on the Johnny Carson Show in 1991..




Jim Carrey at Wikipedia

Jim_Carrey Filmography at Wikipedia

Jim Carrey at IMDb

Read Carrey's mini biography at IMDb.com and see how old he was as a child when he sent his resume to The Carol Burnett Show.

Johnny Carson on Wikipedia

Jim Carrey at brainyquote.com

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting.

Either you're the one erasing or you're the one being erased.

I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful

If you aren't in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret.

Morgan Freeman is so class. He's so cool. He's so scary.

Originality is really important.

My family kinda hit the skids. We were experiencing poverty at that point. We all got a job, where the whole family had to work as security guards and janitors. And I just got angry.



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Monday, April 13, 2009

Rodney Dangerfield, November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004



Rodney Dangerfield at Wikipedia

Rodney Dangerfield at IMDb.com

Read about some of the comedians that Dangerfield discovered in the above IMDb article.

Rodney Dangerfield at brainyquote.com

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

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Saturday, April 11, 2009

Steven Wright, December 6, 1955 -




Steven Wright at Wikipedia

Steven Wright at brainyquote.com

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.


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Thursday, April 9, 2009

"Snatch" (Movie, 2000)




A British comedy...with a collection of unusual, to say the least, characters

"Snatch" (movie) at IMDb.com

#156 of IMDb.com Top 250

According to "my inside movie sources" Brad Pitt starred in the movie without customary salary just to be in it. Thanks, EH.

Rated R for strong violence, language and some nudity. Warning: Graphic Language


"Snatch" (movie) at Wikipedia


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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

The Three Stooges




Remarks at You Tube.com about this video

will anybody ever be as funny as this again. Moe was one of the most creative people to be able to wright most of the 3 stoogies episodes,

You must have the personality of a snail if you think they're not funny. These guys are the funniest in history. Nothing is close to the Stooges.

I'm sure they didn't mean to offend any real stooges.

The stooges are timelees.

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Curly takes it in the ear in 1938's Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb. This photo remains one of the most popular publicity shots of the team.

The Three Stooges at Wikipedia

Members
Moe HowardReal Name: Harry Moses Horwitz
Born: June 19, 1897(1897-06-19)
Died: May 4, 1975 (aged 77)
Stooge years: 1922, 1926, 1929–1975

Larry FineReal Name: Louis Feinberg
Born: October 5, 1902(1902-10-05)
Died: January 24, 1975 (aged 72)
Stooge years: 1925–1926, 1929–1975

Curly HowardReal Name: Jerome Lester Horwitz
Born: October 22, 1903(1903-10-22)
Died: January 18, 1952 (aged 48)
Stooge years: 1932–1946

Shemp HowardReal Name: Schmool Samuel Horwitz
Born: March 4, 1895(1895-03-04)
Died: November 22, 1955 (aged 60)
Stooge years: 1922–1925, 1929–1932, 1947–1955

Ted HealyReal Name: Clarence Ernst Lee Nash
Born: October 1, 1896(1896-10-01)
Died: December 21, 1937 (aged 41)
Stooge Years: 1922–1925, 1929–1934

Joe BesserBorn: August 12, 1907(1907-08-12)
Died: March 1, 1988 (aged 80)
Stooge years: 1956–1957

Curly Joe DeRitaReal Name: Joseph Wardell
Born: July 12, 1909(1909-07-12)
Died: July 3, 1993 (aged 83)
Stooge years: 1958–1975

Emil Josef Sitka [11]
Born: December 22, 1914(1914-12-22)
Died: January 16, 1998 (aged 83)
Stooge year: 1975


Sitka was officially named a member of the Stooges following Larry Fine's stroke, but never got to perform as a Stooge.
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Sunday, April 5, 2009

" The Princess Bride" Movie (1987)

"Princess Bride" movie at IMDb.com Director: Rob Reiner. Watch for Billy Crystal

Currently #174 in Top 250 Movies at IMDb.com

I accidentally came upon this movie and really enjoyed it. Give it a try.


The Princess Bride at Wikipedia

This film is number 50 on Bravo's "100 Funniest Movies" and number 88 on The American Film Institute's (AFI) "AFI's 100 Years... 100 Passions" listing the 100 greatest film love stories of all time. (WP)


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What Tom Hanks movie did the Princess star in? (hint: Alabama)

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Friday, April 3, 2009

Brain Donors--1992

Scene from the Brain Donors



Interview with Brain Donors directors, Jerry and David Zucker who have also produced the movies, Airplane and The Naked Gun.





Braib Donors(movie) at IMDb.com

Turturro at Wikipedia

John Turturro at IMDb.com




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